Intro: GF#GF#GF#GF#
Hello toilet trained, come on in
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Floyd observes my hairy chin
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"Sit down in the chair, donʼt be afraid."
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Steaming hot towel on my face
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I was shaved,
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Iʼm ashamed,
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I was shaved,
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Iʼm ashamed
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Indecipherable in the room
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Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
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They take turns and cut me up
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I die smothered, Andyʼs not
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I was shaved,
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Iʼm ashamed,
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I was shaved,
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Iʼm ashamed