Intro: FEFEFEFE
Hello toilet trained, come on in
FEFE
Floyd observes my hairy chin
FEFE
"Sit down in the chair, donʼt be afraid."
FEFE
Steaming hot towel on my face
C#ACG#
I was shaved,
C#ACG#
Iʼm ashamed,
C#ACG#
I was shaved,
C#ACG#
Iʼm ashamed
FEFE
Indecipherable in the room
FEFE
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
FEFE
They take turns and cut me up
FEFE
I die smothered, Andyʼs not
C#ACG#
I was shaved,
C#ACG#
Iʼm ashamed,
C#ACG#
I was shaved,
C#ACG#
Iʼm ashamed