Intro: E C#m F#m B Verse: E You used to get it in your fishnets C#m Now you only get it in your night dress F#m Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness B Landed in a very common crisis E Everythingʼs in order in a black hole C#m Nothing seems as pretty as the past though F#m The Bloody Maryʼs lacking her Tabasco B Remember when you used to be a rascal? Chorus: F#m Oh the boyʼs a slag B The best you ever had F#m The best you ever had B F#m Is just a memory and those dreams B But as daft as they seem F#m As daft as they seem A My love when you dream them up... Verse: E Flicking through a little book of sex tips C#m Remember when the boys were all electric? F#m Now when sheʼs told sheʼs gonna get it B Iʼm guessing that sheʼd rather just forget it E Clinging to not getting sentimental C#m Said she wasnʼt going but she went still F#m Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle B Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil? Chorus: F#m Oh the boyʼs a slag B The best you ever had F#m The best you ever had B F#m Is just a memory and those dreams B But as daft as they seem F#m As daft as they seem A My love when you dream them up G#m C#m Oh, where did you go? F#m Where did you go? G#m F#m Where did you go? Woah. E C#m F#m B Chorus: E C#m Falling about F#m B You took a left off Last Laugh Lane E C#m You were just sounding it out F#m B Youʼre not coming back again. E C#m Falling about F#m B You took a left off Last Laugh Lane E C#m You were just sounding it out F#m B Youʼre not coming back again. Outro: E You used to get it in your fishnets C#m Now you only get it in your night dress F#m Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness B Landed in a very common crisis E Everythingʼs in order in a black hole C#m Nothing seems as pretty as the past though F#m That Bloody Maryʼs lacking in Tabasco B C#m Remember when he used to be a rascal