Am C Dm Do you know why youʼre lonely? G G7 C Itʼs because youʼre fat and gay. Am C Dm Girls donʼt choose the nice guys. G G7 And youʼre a nice guy, but youʼre fat C And youʼre fucking gay. Am C Dm And why donʼt girls see the inside? G G7 C Oh they do and they see that youʼre still fat and gay. Am C Dm Thereʼs no such thing as the friend zone, friend zone. G G7 The only reason that youʼre lonely, C Is because youʼre fat and gay. G G7 The only reason that youʼre lonely, C Is because youʼre fat and gay.