C# F# G# C# Did you ever stop to think about what rats do for fun? C# F# G# C# Sure they crawl around and scurry and theyre always on the run C# F# G# C# But a rat sure likes a good time, just like you and me C# F# G# C# Ill prove it with a tale about a rat-infested brewery C# F# G# C# It started with a little lad named Vermin McCann C# F# G# C# Who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man C# F# G# C# He rounded up his furry boys, the some were around C# F# G# C# They quickly changed their tune and Slammed a couple down! Chorus: C# F# G# C# Come on all you good rats, weʼll send you to heaven, C# F# G# C# Youʼll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam C# F# G# C# ʼCuz in these vats youʼve made quite a creation C# F# G# C# A potion that turns the guiness to gold!
