C F G C Did you ever stop to think about what rats do for fun? C F G C Sure they crawl around and scurry and theyre always on the run C F G C But a rat sure likes a good time, just like you and me C F G C Ill prove it with a tale about a rat-infested brewery C F G C It started with a little lad named Vermin McCann C F G C Who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man C F G C He rounded up his furry boys, the some were around C F G C They quickly changed their tune and Slammed a couple down! Chorus: C F G C Come on all you good rats, weʼll send you to heaven, C F G C Youʼll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam C F G C ʼCuz in these vats youʼve made quite a creation C F G C A potion that turns the guiness to gold!
