Verse:
B F#
Itʼs Xmas Eve and Iʼve only wrapped two fuckinʼ presents
B F#
Itʼs Xmas Eve and Iʼve only wrapped two fuckinʼ presents
G#
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
E
I hate, hate, hate your guts
B F# E
And Iʼll never talk to you again
Chorus:
F#
Unless your Dad will suck me off
B F# E
Iʼll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E
Iʼll never talk to you again.
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E
Iʼll never talk to you again
F# B
Iʼll never talk to you again
Verse:
B F#
Itʼs Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinʼ hotdogs
B F#
Itʼs Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinʼ hotdogs
G#
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
E
Heʼs always fuckinʼ shitin his pants
B F# E
And Iʼll never talk to you again
Chorus.
