C Itʼs not easy having yourself a good time Fm Greasing up those bets and betters Fm Watching out they donʼt four-letter C Fuck and kiss you both at the same time Fm Smells-like something Iʼve forgotten Fm Curled up died and now itʼs rotten Gm Iʼm not a gangster tonight Ab Donʼt want to be a bad guy Gm Iʼm just a loner baby Ab And now youʼre gotten in my way Eb I canʼt decide G Whether you should live or die Ab Oh, youʼll probably go to heaven F Please donʼt hang your head and cry Eb No wonder why Eb My heart feels dead inside G Ab Itʼs cold and hard and petrified Eb F Lock the doors and close the blinds Ab Eb Weʼre going for a ride C Itʼs a bitch convincing people to like you Fm If I stop now call me a quitter Fm If lies were cats youʼd be a litter C Pleasing everyone isnʼt like you Fm Dancing jigs until Iʼm crippled Fm Slug ten drinks I wonʼt get pickled Gm Iʼve got to hand it to you Ab Youʼve played by all the same rules Gm It takes the truth to fool me Ab And now youʼve made me angry Eb I canʼt decide G Whether you should live or die Ab Oh, youʼll probably go to heaven F Please donʼt hang your head and cry Eb No wonder why Eb My heart feels dead inside G Ab Itʼs cold and hard and petrified Eb F Lock the doors and close the blinds Ab Eb Weʼre going for a ride C Oh I could throw you in the lake Fm Or feed you poisoned birthday cake Bb Eb I wont deny Iʼm gonna miss you when youʼre gone G Oh I could bury you alive Cm But you might crawl out with a knife Ab And kill me when Iʼm sleeping Ab Thatʼs why Eb I canʼt decide G Whether you should live or die Ab Oh, youʼll probably go to heaven F Please donʼt hang your head and cry Eb No wonder why Eb My heart feels dead inside G Ab Itʼs cold and hard and petrified Eb F Lock the doors and close the blinds Ab Eb Weʼre going for a ride
