Verse: F# Thanks for the Christmas card D# C# B F# I donʼt want to hear about your new job now D# C# B F# I donʼt want to hear about your new boyfriend D# C# B G# I donʼt want to hear about it all working out for you B F# No I donʼt want to hear it now D# C# B F# I donʼt want to hear about your swinging new place D# C# B F# I donʼt want to hear how everyone thinks its great D# C# B G# I just want to say that I am ??? to hate you B F# Yes I will be hating you for Christmas F# You can have the Christmas tree D# C# B F# Remember when we bought it at the store down the street D# C# B F# Remember when I found that cheesy color-wheel D# C# B G# I donʼt want to think about the lights on your white skin B F# No I donʼt want to think about it D# C# B F# I donʼt want to think about ??? D# C# B F# Weʼld say it was the best sex that we both ever had D# C# B G# I donʼt want to think about my face in your soft hair B I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas Yeah I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas Go! I must be losing my mind Thereʼs got to be a better way to deal with the pain Thereʼs got to be a better way to deal with the pain I wish that I could find some way to make you go away I wish that I could have a drink and make you fade I wish that I could have myself a drink and make you fade I wish that I could have a drink and make you go away Yeah make you go away I wish that I could make you go away I will be hating you for Christmas Yeah I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas Thanks for the Christmas card