Verse: F Thanks for the Christmas card D C Bb F I donʼt want to hear about your new job now D C Bb F I donʼt want to hear about your new boyfriend D C Bb G I donʼt want to hear about it all working out for you Bb F No I donʼt want to hear it now D C Bb F I donʼt want to hear about your swinging new place D C Bb F I donʼt want to hear how everyone thinks its great D C Bb G I just want to say that I am ??? to hate you Bb F Yes I will be hating you for Christmas F You can have the Christmas tree D C Bb F Remember when we bought it at the store down the street D C Bb F Remember when I found that cheesy color-wheel D C Bb G I donʼt want to think about the lights on your white skin Bb F No I donʼt want to think about it D C Bb F I donʼt want to think about ??? D C Bb F Weʼld say it was the best sex that we both ever had D C Bb G I donʼt want to think about my face in your soft hair Bb I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas Yeah I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas Go! I must be losing my mind Thereʼs got to be a better way to deal with the pain Thereʼs got to be a better way to deal with the pain I wish that I could find some way to make you go away I wish that I could have a drink and make you fade I wish that I could have myself a drink and make you fade I wish that I could have a drink and make you go away Yeah make you go away I wish that I could make you go away I will be hating you for Christmas Yeah I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas I will be hating you for Christmas Thanks for the Christmas card