D A I wouldnʼt be so alone E F#m The they knew my name in every home D A Kevin Spacey would call on the phone Bm G But Iʼd be too busy D A Come back to the old ville and dine E F#m Cameron Diaz give me a sign D A Iʼd make you smile all the time G Em Bm B Your conversation would compliment mine C G D I will talk and Hollywood will listen C G D See them bow and my every word C B Em D C Mr Spielberg look just what youʼre missing G F Doesnʼt that seem a little obsurd Am Bow at my every word D A E F#m D A Bm G D A Buy up the rights to my book E F#m Live on a ranch from what the box office took D A Iʼll go and visit the set G Theyʼll call me their saviour D A All the peoples will scorn celebrity E F#m Lives on the moon D A But, Iʼll be back home in June Bm B To promote the sequel C G D I will talk and Hollywood will listen C G D See them bow and my every word C B Em D C Mr. Spielberg look just what youʼre missing G F Doesnʼt that seem a little obsurd Am Bow at my every word