D A Bm G Iʼm the only gay eskimo, Iʼm the only one i know, D A Bm G Iʼm the only gay eskimo in my tribe D A I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka, Bm G But all i wanna do is get into his parka D A Bm G Iʼm the only gay eskimo in my tribe D A Well, me and duck fluck chuck buck, we both like flowers Bm Gm But me iʼve got this crazy yearning for rubber D A Bm G Iʼm the only gay eskimo in my tribe D A I make a wish on the northern lights Bm G that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights D A Bm G Iʼm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now D A These cold winter nights are taking their toll Bm G I even get excited when i see the north pole See the north pole D A Bm G Iʼm the only gay eskimo, iʼm the only one i know D A Bm G iʼm the only gay eskimo in my tribe