F# B F# G#m An old man turned ninety-eight F# B F# G#m He won the lottery and died the next day F# B F# G#m Itʼs a black fly in your chardonnay F# B F# G#m Itʼs a death row pardon two minutes too late F# B F# G#m Isnʼt it ironic... donʼt you think Chorus: F# B F# G#m Itʼs like rain on your wedding day F# B F# G#m Itʼs a free ride when youʼve already paid F# B F# G#m Itʼs the good advice that you just didnʼt take A E F# Who would have thought... it figures F# B F# G#m Mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly F# B F# G#m He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye F# B F# G#m He waited his whole damn life just to take that flight F# B F# G#m And as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isnʼt this nice..." F# B F# G#m And isnʼt it ironic... donʼt you think? Chorus: F# B F# G#m Itʼs like rain on your wedding day F# B F# G#m Itʼs a free ride when youʼve already paid F# B F# G#m Itʼs the good advice that you just didnʼt take A E F# Who would have thought... it figures B F# Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you G#m When you think everything is okay and everythingʼs going right B F# And life has a funny way of helping you out when G#m You think everythingʼs gone wrong and everything blows up in your face B F# А traffic jam when you are already late B F# А no-smoking sign on your cigarette break B F# Itʼs like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife B F# Itʼs like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife F# B F# G#m And isnʼt it ironic... donʼt you think? F# B F# G#m А little too ironic... and yeah i really do think... Chorus: F# B F# G#m Itʼs like rain on your wedding day F# B F# G#m Itʼs a free ride when youʼve already paid F# B F# G#m Itʼs the good advice that you just didnʼt take A E F# Who would have thought... it figures B F# Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you B F# B Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out - helping you out