Verse:
F
Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Dm
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Bb
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
C
I was anybody else at all."
F
They like to kick you
Dm
when times get rough
Bb
And you give your all
C
But itʼs not enough
BbC
And sticks and stones might break your bones
FGmDmC
But words can break your heart
BbC
And if you donʼt know where to go
FGmDmC
Iʼll show you where to start
Chorus:
FDm
Kill yourself, itʼll only take a minute
C
Youʼll be happy that you did it
Bb
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in it
FDm
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
C
Thereʼs really nothing to it
Bb
Just grab a mug
And chug a cup of lighter fluid
Verse:
F
I sound un-empathetic
Dm
I sound mean and rude
Bb
Suicide is an epidemic
CF
And I donʼt want to be misconstrued
Dm
Signs of depression go overlooked
Bb
So if youʼre depressed
C
Then you need to book
Bb
A therapy session
C
Talk about your depression
FGmDmC
Let a professional hear it
BbC
But if you search for moral wisdom
FGmDmC
in Katy Perryʼs lyrics, then
Chorus:
FDm
Kill yourself, it wonʼt be painful
C
If you are able
Bb
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, youʼll
FDm
Kill yourself, itʼs over, mull it
C
Thereʼs a trigger, pull it
Bb
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet
Verse:
F
Stick your tongue in a plug
Dm
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Bb
Make some toast in the tub
C
Nail yourself to a cross
F
Hold your breath till itʼs gone
Dm
Drink a gallon of mace
Bb
Be gay in Iran
C
Let Oprah sit on your face
Outro:
F
Jump off of a bridge
Dm
Skinny dip in a flood
Bb
Sky dive attached to a fridge
C
Drink a Haitian guyʼs blood
F
Break into the zoo
Dm
Give a tiger a shove
Bb
Eat a Phillips head screw
CF
Marry Courtney Love