G G Am Last night I told you I loved you C Woke up blamed it on the vodka G Am I genuinely thought I was dying C And I could see that smile you were hiding G Am Last night I told you I need you C Thatʼs the last time I drink tequila G Am Super lemon and his physic salt kit C I start crying and verbally assaulting G Am Last night I asked you to marry me C Thatʼs when I remembered the brandy G Am I wake up and claim I didnʼt say it C Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas G D Wish I could stop and Iʼm not joking Em C Drinking too much and socially smoking G D Wish I could stop and start to behave Em And then wake up in the morning C And never miss a day again G Am Last night police had to frisk me C In the cells thanks to Bellʼs fine Whiskey G Am I think I said too much C "Do you like my bracelets? Oh wait theyʼre handcuffs" G Am Last night I said I want your babies C Forget the ice, itʼs not nice to drink Baileyʼs. Yuuch G Am I drink that much that I forget C Whatever embarrassing thing I say next G Am You said I got on one knee, and thereʼs no way… C Unless Iʼve been drinking, oh wait, Rose! G Am Sailor Jerryʼs Rum I think I drank me a ship full. C Please, please, someone provide me a disʼ bro. G Am Last night I called you a loser C I think that was after flaming sambuca G Am I shouted at you "do me a favor" C And thatʼs when I fell off the pavement G D Wish I could stop and Iʼm not joking Em C Drinking too much and socially smoking G D Wish I could stop and start to behave Em And then wake up in the morning C And never miss a day again G Am Cause Iʼd love to learn when to shut my mouth C Wake up in the morning and be in my own house G Am Do one last shot and know when to stop C No more photoʼs on facebook of me doing the robot G Am Know when to leave and when to lock my front door C Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people G Am Sitting in a cupboard with my weird bestfriend C But Iʼm only young so Iʼm not gonna pretend I G D Wish I could stop cause Iʼm not joking Em C I love drinking too much and socially smoking G D Donʼt wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen Em C And hey I just missed another day again G
