C F Another bride Another June C F Another sunny honeymoon C G Another season, another reason C F G For makinʼ whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous he answers twice Itʼs really killinʼ that heʼs so willinʼ To make whoopee Gm C Picture a little love nest Gm C Down where the roses cling Gm C Picture the same sweet love nest F G Think what a year can bring Heʼs washing dishes and baby clothes Heʼs so ambitious he even sews But donʼt forget folks thatʼs what you get folks For makinʼ whoopee Another year or maybe less Whatʼs this I hear? Well canʼt you guess? She fells neglected and heʼs suspected Of makinʼ whoopee She sits alone most every night He doesnʼt phone her he doesnʼt write He says heʼs busy but she sayʼs "is he?" Heʼs makinʼ whoopee He doesnʼt make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks heʼs funny Says youʼll pay six to her He says now judge suppose I fail The judge says budge right into jail You better keep her I think itʼs cheaper Then makinʼ whoopee You better keep her I know itʼs cheaper than makinʼ whoopee