E A Here comes another song about Mexico C#m I just canʼt help myself B I lost my old lady Got my lures, got my bobbers, now Iʼm gonna go E Got off in the wrong direction A Found a hooker and lost my erection C#m B So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home Chorus: A Well the good guys and the bad guys E B Well they never work past noon around here A F#m They sit side to side in cantinas, talk to senoritas E And drink warm beer E A Here comes the same old verse about Mexico C#m We just canʼt help ourselves B We lost our old ladies Got our lures, got our bobbers, now weʼre gonna go E Got off in the wrong direction A Found some hookers and lost our erections C#m B So we had to lie in the letter to the boys back home Chorus.