C Am Mr. Robinson and his quango G# Dirty dealer, expensive car A# Runs the buses and the evening star C Am He got a hair piece and he got herpes G# His private life is very discreet A# A nicer man youʼll never going to meet G A self professed saviour of the dim right wing Heʼs got respitory problems and a masons ring C Am Mr. Robinson and his quango G# Drinks with the general and the county wives A# Yes the family business is doing all right C Am They are doing tangoʼs down in the quangoʼs G# He makes them tick and he makes them tock A# And if he doesnʼt like you heʼll put you in the dock G He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum C He ran into the toliet in the town hall Got a biro out and wrote on the wall A# Iʼm wearing black french knickers on under my suit Iʼve got stockings and suspenders on Iʼm feeling rather loose G Oh Iʼm a naughty boy Oh Iʼm a naughty, naughty boy