B Abm Mr. Robinson and his quango G Dirty dealer, expensive car A Runs the buses and the evening star B Abm He got a hair piece and he got herpes G His private life is very discreet A A nicer man youʼll never going to meet Gb A self professed saviour of the dim right wing Heʼs got respitory problems and a masons ring B Abm Mr. Robinson and his quango G Drinks with the general and the county wives A Yes the family business is doing all right B Abm They are doing tangoʼs down in the quangoʼs G He makes them tick and he makes them tock A And if he doesnʼt like you heʼll put you in the dock Gb He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum B He ran into the toliet in the town hall Got a biro out and wrote on the wall A Iʼm wearing black french knickers on under my suit Iʼve got stockings and suspenders on Iʼm feeling rather loose Gb Oh Iʼm a naughty boy Oh Iʼm a naughty, naughty boy