Intro: F# B F# B B A B A D C# Itʼs not her fault that sheʼs so irresistible B A B A D C# But all the damage sheʼs caused is unfixable E D B Every twenty seconds you repeat her name E D F#5 But when it comes to me you donʼt care F#5 F#5 If Iʼm alive or dead, so Chorus: B Objection A G I donʼt want to be the exception F# To get a bit of your attention B A Love is for free and G Iʼm not your mother F# But you donʼt even bother B Objection A G Iʼm tired of this triangle F# Got dizzy dancing tango B A G Iʼm falling apart in your hands again F# No way F# Iʼve got to get away F# B F# B B A B A D C# Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal B A B A D C# Thatʼs why in front of your eyes Iʼm invisible E D B But youʼve got to know small things also count E D F#5 Better put your feet on the ground F#5 F#5 And see what itʼs about, so Chorus. F#5 I wish there was a chance for B You and me F#5 I wish you could find our B Place to be F#5 D C# Away from here This is pathetic And sardonic And sadistic And psychotic Tango is not for three Was never meant to be But you can try it Rehearse it Or train like a horse But donʼt you count on me Donʼt you count on me boy
