G7 Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look Itʼs based on a novel by a man named Lear C And I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer G7 Paperback writer G7 Itʼs a dirty story of a dirty man And his clinging wife doesnʼt understand His son is working for the Daily Mail C Itʼs a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer G7 Paperback writer G7 Itʼs a thousand pages, give or take a few Iʼll be writing more in a week or two I can make it longer if you like the style C I can change it ʼround and I want to be a paperback writer G7 Paperback writer G7 If you really like it you can have the rights It could make a milion for you overnight If you must return it you can send it here C But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer G7 Paperback writer G7 Paperback writer...
