Verse:
CG
Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can
F
whatʼs he like, itʼs not important,
CF
particle man, is he a dot or is he a speck
GC
When heʼs underwater does he get wet
FG
Or does the water get him instead
FC
Nobody knows, particle man
Chorus:
CG
Triangle man, triangle man, triangle man hates particle man,
FC
they have a fight, triangle wins, triangle man
Verse:
Universe Man, Universe Man, Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man, Universe man
Heʼs got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand, and an eon hand
When they meet itʼs happy land. Powerful man, Universe man
Verse:
Person man, Person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can, person man
Is he depressed, or is he a mess? does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man? degrated man,person man
Chorus:
Triangle Man, Triangle man, Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight triangle wins. Triangle man