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Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are
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You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
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And when your hand is on your heart
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Youʼre nearly a good laugh, almost a joker
With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging
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Pig stain on your fat chin
What Do you hope to find down in the pig mine
Youʼre nearly a laugh, youʼre nearly a laugh
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But you really a cry
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Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
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You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
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You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
G7
Youʼre nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel, youʼre hot stuff with a hat pin
Gm7
And good fun with a hand gun
Youʼre nearly a laugh, youʼre nearly a laugh
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But youʼre really a cry
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Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are
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You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are
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Youʼre trying to keep our feeling off the street
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Youʼre nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet
And Do you feel abused
You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside
Mary, youʼre nearly a treat, Mary, youʼre nearly a treat
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But youʼre really a cry
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