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Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are
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You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
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And when your hand is on your heart
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Youʼre nearly a good laugh, almost a joker
With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging
Am7
Pig stain on your fat chin
What Do you hope to find down in the pig mine
Youʼre nearly a laugh, youʼre nearly a laugh
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But you really a cry
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Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
CGEm
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
CG
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
A7
Youʼre nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel, youʼre hot stuff with a hat pin
Am7
And good fun with a hand gun
Youʼre nearly a laugh, youʼre nearly a laugh
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But youʼre really a cry
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Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are
CGEm
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are
CG
Youʼre trying to keep our feeling off the street
Am
Youʼre nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet
And Do you feel abused
You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside
Mary, youʼre nearly a treat, Mary, youʼre nearly a treat
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But youʼre really a cry
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