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Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are
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You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
DA
And when your hand is on your heart
B7
Youʼre nearly a good laugh, almost a joker
With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging
Bm7
Pig stain on your fat chin
What Do you hope to find down in the pig mine
Youʼre nearly a laugh, youʼre nearly a laugh
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But you really a cry
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Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
DAF#m
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
DA
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
B7
Youʼre nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel, youʼre hot stuff with a hat pin
Bm7
And good fun with a hand gun
Youʼre nearly a laugh, youʼre nearly a laugh
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But youʼre really a cry
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Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are
DAF#m
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are
DA
Youʼre trying to keep our feeling off the street
Bm
Youʼre nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet
And Do you feel abused
You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside
Mary, youʼre nearly a treat, Mary, youʼre nearly a treat
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But youʼre really a cry
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