C7 F Teenage angst has paid off well Gm Fm Now Iʼm bored and old C7 F Self-appointed judges judge Gm Fm More than they have sold C7 F If she floats then she is not Gm Fm A witch like we thought C7 F A downpayment on another Gm Fm One at Salemʼs lot A# D Serve the servants, oh no (x3) A# Serve the servants D Gm G# That legendary divorce is such a bore C7 F As my bones grew, they did hurt Gm Fm They hurt really bad C7 F I tried hard to have a father Gm Fm But instead, I had a dad C7 F I just want you to know that I Gm Fm Donʼt hate you anymore C7 F There is nothing I could say Gm Fm That I havenʼt thought before A# D Serve the servants, oh no (x3) A# Serve the servants D Gm G# That legendary divorce is such a bore
