B7 E7 Teenage angst has paid off well F#m Em Now Iʼm bored and old B7 E7 Self-appointed judges judge F#m Em More than they have sold B7 E7 If she floats then she is not F#m Em A witch like we thought B7 E7 A downpayment on another F#m Em One at Salemʼs lot A C# Serve the servants, oh no (x3) A Serve the servants C# F#m G That legendary divorce is such a bore B7 E7 As my bones grew, they did hurt F#m Em They hurt really bad B7 E7 I tried hard to have a father F#m Em But instead, I had a dad B7 E7 I just want you to know that I F#m Em Donʼt hate you anymore B7 E7 There is nothing I could say F#m Em That I havenʼt thought before A C# Serve the servants, oh no (x3) A Serve the servants C# F#m G That legendary divorce is such a bore
