Intro: 6|1--1--1-----------3---------------| 5|--3--3--3-----------3--3--0----0--| 4|----------------------------------| x2 3|----------------------------------| 2|----------------------------------| 1|----------------------------------| C F C Am Mom and Dad went to a show C F C Am Dropped me off a Grandpa Joeʼs C F C Am I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no Am C Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 C F C Am Had to eat my dinner there C F C Am Had mashed potatoes and stuff like that C F C Am Couldnʼt chew my meat too good Am C Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 C F C Am Said why donʼt you stop your crying C F C Am Go outside and ride your bike C F C Am Thatʼs what I did, I killed my toes Am C Chorus: Grandma take me home }x8 C F C Am After dinner I had ice cream C F C Am Fell asleep and watched TV C F C Am Wake up in my motherʼs arms Am C Chorus: Grandma take me home }x19 Am C I wanna be alone.