Intro: G C Am D G G G C Well the walls too wet to sit on Am G And thereʼs a curtain right over my head C Stomp my feet waiting for a bus Am D G But decided to walk instead G C And the American saxophone follows me Am D All the way from the teller G to the public house C My fingers are always in my ears Am D G But the reads always in the mouth Chorus: G C And if you ever cross your heart and hope to die Am G Voices in your head saying you must cry C Am D Then thereʼs more to you than meets the eye G C But if you go about your business with a capital ʼBʼ Am G It is sure to catch you up with a capital ʼCʼ C Am D And then you will be in debt with a capital ʼTʼʼAʼʼBʼ G Just step outside G C Well we could stop for a conversation Am D G If we could think of anything to say G C But you know youʼve got nothing to talk about Am D G When nothing happened yesterday G C And if I ever committed a murder Am D G Well I think Iʼd go about this way G C Never mind a rope or a dagger and cloak Am D G I could spend a week on this estate Chorus. G C What are you doing tomorrow Am D And the day after and the day after that G C Iʼve some money to spend I can borrow Am D G Iʼve become a man I admire
