Intro: AmAmEAmAm
Despair to the point till they provoke
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The punchline before they have told the joke
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The sheer desperation to be seen
Am
Staring at the television screen
Am
Despair to the point where they provoke
Am
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Am
Sorry sunshine it doesnʼt exist
Am
It wasnʼt in the top 100 list
FE
And itʼs the thousandth time and itʼs even bolder,
Am
Donʼt be surprised when you get bent over,
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He told ya, that you were gagging for it
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She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasnʼt what it seemed
Am
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Am
Another variation on a theme
Am
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Am
Dʼyou reckon that they Do it for a joke?
Am
Dʼyou reckon that they make ʼem take an oath?
Am
That says "we are defenders
AmAm
Of any poseur or professional pretender around"
FE
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Am
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
FE
And if youʼre bothered, I donʼt want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
AmFE
And itʼs the thousandth time and itʼs even bolder,
Am
Donʼt be surprised when you get bent over,
FEAm
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
F
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
E
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
AmAm
Already thick and youʼre getting thicker
F
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
E
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
AmD#
Already thick and youʼre getting thicker
Am
Asuming that all things are equal,
AmE
Whoʼd want to be men of the people
EAm
When thereʼs people like you?