Chorus:
C#
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
C#
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
C#C#
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
F#
So park your Lexus (Woo)
F#
And throw your keys up (Hey)
C#C#
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
G#
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
F#
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
C#
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha (Woo)
Verse:
C#
Thereʼs a tornado (Thereʼs a tornado)
C#
In my city (In my city)
A#m
Hit the basement (Hit the basement)
A#m
That **** ainʼt pretty (That **** ainʼt pretty)
F#
Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey)
F#
ʼCause we survivinʼ (ʼCause we survivinʼ)
C#
Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passinʼ time, yeah
Pre-chorus:
A#mF#
Ooh, one step to the right
A#mF#
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
A#mF#
Ooh, run me to the left
A#mF#
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind
Chorus:
C#
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
C#
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
C#C#
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
F#
So park your Lexus (Woo)
F#
And throw your keys up (Hey)
C#C#
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
G#
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
F#
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
C#
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
C#
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo,
Post-chorus:
C#
Woo-hoo.
F#
Woo-hoo.
C#
Woo-hoo.
Verse:
G#
Thereʼs a heatwave (Thereʼs a heatwave)
G#
Cominʼ at us (Cominʼ at us)
G#
Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight)
G#
Too cold to panic (Cold to panic)
A#m
All of the problems
A#m
Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
C#
And now weʼre runninʼ to the first bar that we find, yeah
Pre-chorus:
A#mF#
Ooh, one step to the right
A#mF#
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
A#mF#
Ooh, run me to the left
A#mF#
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind
Chorus:
C#
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
C#
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
C#C#
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
F#
So park your Lexus (Woo)
F#
And throw your keys up (Hey)
C#C#
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
G#
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
F#
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
C#
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
C#
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo,
G#
And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you
F#
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
C#
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
G#
Donʼt be a—, come take it to the floor now, ooh
Outro:
D#m
Take it to the floor now, ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
G#
To the floor now, ooh
D#m
Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Shoot
G#
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
D#m
And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you
G#
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too
D#m
Furs, spurs, boots
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot