Chorus:
D
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
D
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
DD
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus (Woo)
G
And throw your keys up (Hey)
DD
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
A
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha (Woo)
Verse:
D
Thereʼs a tornado (Thereʼs a tornado)
D
In my city (In my city)
Bm
Hit the basement (Hit the basement)
Bm
That **** ainʼt pretty (That **** ainʼt pretty)
G
Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey)
G
ʼCause we survivinʼ (ʼCause we survivinʼ)
D
Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passinʼ time, yeah
Pre-chorus:
BmG
Ooh, one step to the right
BmG
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
BmG
Ooh, run me to the left
BmG
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind
Chorus:
D
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
D
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
DD
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus (Woo)
G
And throw your keys up (Hey)
DD
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
A
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
D
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo,
Post-chorus:
D
Woo-hoo.
G
Woo-hoo.
D
Woo-hoo.
Verse:
A
Thereʼs a heatwave (Thereʼs a heatwave)
A
Cominʼ at us (Cominʼ at us)
A
Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight)
A
Too cold to panic (Cold to panic)
Bm
All of the problems
Bm
Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
D
And now weʼre runninʼ to the first bar that we find, yeah
Pre-chorus:
BmG
Ooh, one step to the right
BmG
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
BmG
Ooh, run me to the left
BmG
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind
Chorus:
D
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
D
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
DD
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus (Woo)
G
And throw your keys up (Hey)
DD
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
A
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
D
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo,
A
And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you
G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
D
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
A
Donʼt be a—, come take it to the floor now, ooh
Outro:
Em
Take it to the floor now, ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
A
To the floor now, ooh
Em
Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Shoot
A
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
Em
And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you
A
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too
Em
Furs, spurs, boots
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot