Chorus:
B
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
B
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
BB
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
E
So park your Lexus (Woo)
E
And throw your keys up (Hey)
BB
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
F#
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
E
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
B
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha (Woo)
Verse:
B
Thereʼs a tornado (Thereʼs a tornado)
B
In my city (In my city)
G#m
Hit the basement (Hit the basement)
G#m
That **** ainʼt pretty (That **** ainʼt pretty)
E
Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey)
E
ʼCause we survivinʼ (ʼCause we survivinʼ)
B
Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passinʼ time, yeah
Pre-chorus:
G#mE
Ooh, one step to the right
G#mE
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
G#mE
Ooh, run me to the left
G#mE
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind
Chorus:
B
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
B
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
BB
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
E
So park your Lexus (Woo)
E
And throw your keys up (Hey)
BB
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
F#
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
E
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
B
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
B
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo,
Post-chorus:
B
Woo-hoo.
E
Woo-hoo.
B
Woo-hoo.
Verse:
F#
Thereʼs a heatwave (Thereʼs a heatwave)
F#
Cominʼ at us (Cominʼ at us)
F#
Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight)
F#
Too cold to panic (Cold to panic)
G#m
All of the problems
G#m
Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
B
And now weʼre runninʼ to the first bar that we find, yeah
Pre-chorus:
G#mE
Ooh, one step to the right
G#mE
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
G#mE
Ooh, run me to the left
G#mE
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind
Chorus:
B
This ainʼt Texas (Woo)
B
Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey)
BB
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
E
So park your Lexus (Woo)
E
And throw your keys up (Hey)
BB
Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around)
F#
And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you
E
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
B
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
B
Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo,
F#
And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you
E
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
B
Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
F#
Donʼt be a—, come take it to the floor now, ooh
Outro:
C#m
Take it to the floor now, ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
F#
To the floor now, ooh
C#m
Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Shoot
F#
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
C#m
And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you
F#
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too
C#m
Furs, spurs, boots
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot