Dm Bb Gm A7 Dm Bb Dm A7 Dm Dm Verse: Bb Gm A7 Donʼt ever laugh as a hearse goes by for you may be the next to die Dm Bb Gm A7 They wrap you up in bloody sheets to drop you 6 feet underneath Dm Bb Gm A7 They put you in a pinewood box and cover you up with dirt and rocks Dm Bb Gm A7 It all goes well for about a week, and then your coffin begins to leak Chorus: Dm Bb And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out Gm A7 The worms play pinochle on your snout Dm Bb They eat your eyes, they eat your nose Gm A7 As you begin to decompose Verse: Dm Bb A slimy beetle with demonʼs eyes Gm A7 Chews through your stomach and out your sides Dm Bb Your stomach turns to rancid grease Gm A7 And puss pours out like melted cheese Dm Bb Bb You spread it on a slice of bread Gm A7 A7 And thatʼs what youʼll eat when youʼre dead Chorus: Dm Bb And the worms crawl out, the worms crawl in Gm A7 The ones that crawl in are lean and thin Dm Bb The ones that crawl out are fat and stout Gm A7 Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out Verse: Dm Bb Your brain turns into maggot pie Gm A7 Your liver starts to liquify Dm Bb And for the living, all is well Gm A7 As you sink further into hell Dm Bb And the flames rise up to drag you down Gm A7 Into the fire where you will drown Dm Bb Your skin melts off as you descend Gm A7 And Satan tears you live from limb Gm A7 Your suffering will never end Chorus: Dm Bb And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out Gm A7 Theyʼll eat your guts and then shit them out Dm Bb And when your bones begin to rot Gm A7 The worms remain, but you do not Outro: Dm Bb So donʼt ever laugh as a hearse goes by Gm A7 For someday, youâll be the one to die Dm Bb And when Death brings his cold despair Gm A7 Ask yourself, Will anyone care?
