Verse:
FBbF
Was any of it true
FBbF
Gazing at me, starry-eyed
FBbF
In your Jehovahʼs witness suit
BbF
Who the fuck was that guy?
GmEbBb
You tried to buy some pills
GmEbBb
From a friend of friends of mine
GmEbBb
They just ghosted you
GmEbBb
Now you know what it feels like
Chorus:
GmEbBb
And I donʼt even want you back, I just want to know
GmEbBb
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
GmEbBb
And I donʼt miss what we had, but could someone give
GmEbBb
A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
Verse:
FBbF
You hung me on your wall
FBbF
Stabbed me with your pushpins
FBbF
In public showed me off
FBbF
Then sank in stoned oblivion
GmEbF
Cause once your queen had come
GmEbF
You treat her like an also-ran
GmEbF
You didnʼt measure up
GmEbF
In any measure of a man
Chorus:
GmEbBb
And I donʼt even want you back, I just want to know
GmEbBb
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
GmEbBb
And I donʼt miss what we had, but could someone give
GmEbBb
A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
Outro:
BbGm
Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
FEb
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed
Bb
Were you writing a book?
Gm
Were you a sleeper cell spy?
FEb
In 50 years, will this all be declassified?
Bb
Youʼll confess why you did it
Gm
And Iʼll say good riddance
FEb
ʼCause it wasnʼt sexy once it wasnʼt forbidden
Bb
I wouldʼve died for your sins
Gm
Instead, I just died inside
FEb
And you deserve prison, but you wonʼt get time
BbGm
Youʼll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
FEb
You crashed my party and your rental car
Bb
You said normal girls were boring
Gm
But you were gone by the morning
FEb
You kicked out the stage lights but youʼre still performing
Bb
And in plain sight, you hid
Gm
But you are what you did
FEb
And Iʼll forget you, but I will never forgive
Bb
The smallest man who ever lived