Intro: G D C D x4 G D C Iʼm just a middle-aged middle-eastern camel-herdin man D G D I got a little two-bedroom cave here in North Afganistan C D Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand G Since they moved in D C They call themselves the Taliban D Oooh, oooh the Taliban Baby G D Now i ainʼt seen my wifeʼs face since they came here C D They make her wear a scarf over her head G D That covers her from ear to ear C D She loves the desert and the hot white sand G But man sheʼs just like me D C No she canʼt stand, The Taliban D Oooh, oooh the Taliban Baby Chorus: D G C But you know someday soon werʼe both gonna saddle up D And itʼl be ride camel ride G D My old lady sheʼll be here with me C just smilin right by my side D G We should do just fine around Palestine D Or maybe Turkmenistan C D Weʼll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to G The taliban G D Now they attacked New York City C D ʼCause they thought they could win G D Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end C D G Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said D C D Now you son-of-b**ches ypu better not be doing any buisiness With the Taliban G D C So we prayed to Allah with all of our might D G Until those big U.S. Jets came flying in one night D C And they dropped little bombs all over their holy land D G D Man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran C The Taliban Chorus.