Verse: Fm D# My computer thinks Iʼm gay C# I threw that piece of junk away C# On the Champs-Elysées, as I was walking home Fm D# This is my last communiqué C# Down the supper highway C# All that I have left to say, in a single tome Chorus: G# I got too many friends D# Too many people that Iʼll never meet Fm And Iʼll never be there for C# Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there Verse: Fm D# If I could give it all away C# Would it come back to me someday? C# Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone Fm D# But Iʼve got a reason to declaim C# The applications are to blame C# For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone Chorus: G# I got too many friends D# Too many people that Iʼll never meet Fm And Iʼll never be there for C# Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there G# Too many friends D# Too many people that Iʼll never meet Fm And Iʼll never be there for C# C Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there Verse: Fm D# My computer thinks Iʼm gay C# Whatʼs the difference anyway C# When all the people do all day, is stare into a phone Chorus: G# I got too many friends D# Too many people that Iʼll never meet Fm And Iʼll never be there for C# Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there G# Too many friends D# Too many people that Iʼll never meet Fm And Iʼll never be there for C# G# Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there D# Iʼll never be there Fm Iʼll never be there C# Iʼll never be there Fm Iʼll never be there