Verse: Em D My computer thinks Iʼm gay C I threw that piece of junk away C On the Champs-Elysées, as I was walking home Em D This is my last communiqué C Down the supper highway C All that I have left to say, in a single tome Chorus: G I got too many friends D Too many people that Iʼll never meet Em And Iʼll never be there for C Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there Verse: Em D If I could give it all away C Would it come back to me someday? C Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone Em D But Iʼve got a reason to declaim C The applications are to blame C For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone Chorus: G I got too many friends D Too many people that Iʼll never meet Em And Iʼll never be there for C Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there G Too many friends D Too many people that Iʼll never meet Em And Iʼll never be there for C B Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there Verse: Em D My computer thinks Iʼm gay C Whatʼs the difference anyway C When all the people do all day, is stare into a phone Chorus: G I got too many friends D Too many people that Iʼll never meet Em And Iʼll never be there for C Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there G Too many friends D Too many people that Iʼll never meet Em And Iʼll never be there for C G Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there D Iʼll never be there Em Iʼll never be there C Iʼll never be there Em Iʼll never be there
