Intro: G# Em G# Em G# Em I wrote this novel just for you G# Em It sounds pretentious but itʼs true G# Em I wrote this novel just for you G# Thatʼs why itʼs vulgar Em Thatʼs why itʼs blue B Em And I say, thank you B Em And I say, thank you G# Em I wrote this novel just for mom G# Em For all the mommy thing sheʼs done G# Em For all the time she showed me wrong G# For all the time she sang Godʼs song B Em And I say thank you mom B Em Hello mom B Em Thank you mom B Em Hi mom G# Em I read a book about uncle Tom G# Em Where whitey bastard made a bomb G# Em But now Ebonics rule our song G# Those motherfucker got it wrong Em And I ask B Em Who is uncle Tom? B Em Who is uncle Tom? B Em Who is uncle Tom? B Em You are G# Em I read a book about thyself G# Em Said I should get expensive help G# Em Go fix my head, create some wealth G# Put my neurosis on a shelf Em But I donʼt care for myself B Em I donʼt care for myself B Em I donʼt care for myself B Em I donʼt care G# Em I wrote this novel just for you G# Em Iʼm so pretentious,yes itʼs true G# Em I wrote this novel just for you G# Just for you Em Just for you