Verse: D#m C# My computer thinks Iʼm gay B I threw that piece of junk away B On the Champs-Elysées, as I was walking home D#m C# This is my last communiqué B Down the supper highway B All that I have left to say, in a single tome Chorus: F# I got too many friends C# Too many people that Iʼll never meet D#m And Iʼll never be there for B Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there Verse: D#m C# If I could give it all away B Would it come back to me someday? B Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone D#m C# But Iʼve got a reason to declaim B The applications are to blame B For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone Chorus: F# I got too many friends C# Too many people that Iʼll never meet D#m And Iʼll never be there for B Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there F# Too many friends C# Too many people that Iʼll never meet D#m And Iʼll never be there for B A# Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there Verse: D#m C# My computer thinks Iʼm gay B Whatʼs the difference anyway B When all the people do all day, is stare into a phone Chorus: F# I got too many friends C# Too many people that Iʼll never meet D#m And Iʼll never be there for B Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there F# Too many friends C# Too many people that Iʼll never meet D#m And Iʼll never be there for B F# Iʼll never be there for, ʼcause Iʼll never be there C# Iʼll never be there D#m Iʼll never be there B Iʼll never be there D#m Iʼll never be there
