Intro: Am C Em Am C Em Am Verse: Am C "I found a crouton underneath a futon", mamma said Em I couldnʼt eat it ʼcause all my teeth are gone Am C My personality is based on food now Em Take it from Bogdan, heʼs my veterinarian Am His folks are from Croatia C Theyʼve been through some shit, man Em I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics Am C Em Or maybe heʼs Australian, I never really listen when heʼs talking ʼbout himself Am C Em Am C Em Verse: Am C When I see my veterinarian, it feels a little scary Em And I sleep a weird sleep and I wake up in an area Am C In the back of a facility the doctors Do activities Em That involve the trade of rotten teeth of еxotic breeds especially Am Is Bogdan my enеmy? C Does he want the best for me? Em Whatʼs he doing with my teeth? Em Is he taking them to Australia? Am C Em Am C Em Chorus: Am His folks have seen some shit C I seem like such a bitch Em His folks have seen some shit Em I seem like such a bitch Am I seem like such a bitch C I seem like such a bitch Em I seem like such a bitch (I seem like such a—) Outro: Am C "I found a crouton underneath a futon", mamma said Em I couldnʼt eat it ʼcause all my teeth are gone Am C My personality is based on food now Em Take it from Bogdan, heʼs my veterinarian Am His folks are from Croatia C Theyʼve been through some shit, man Em I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics