Intro: G C G C G C Verse: G C G C They made a statue of us G C G C Then put it on a mountain top G C G C The tourists come and stare at us G C Blow bubbles with their gum G C G C G C Take photographs have fun, have fun G C G C Theyʼll name a city after us G C G C And later say itʼs all our fault G C Then theyʼll give us a talking to G C Then theyʼll give us a talking to G C G C Cause theyʼve got years of experience Chorus: G C Em D Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G C Em D Rumaging for answers in the pages G C Em D Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G C And itʼs contagious Em D And itʼs contagious G C And itʼs contagious Em D And itʼs contagious G C G C x2 Verse: G C G C We wear our scarves just like a noose G C G C But not cause we want eternal sleep G C G C And though our parts are slightly used G C G C New ones are slave labor you can keep Chorus: G C Em D Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G C Em D Rumaging for answers in the pages G C Em D Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G C And itʼs contagious Em D And itʼs contagious G C And itʼs contagious Em D And itʼs contagious Em C G D x4 G C G C x2 Verse: G C G They made a statue of us C G They made a statue of us C G The tourists come and stare at us C G The sculptors mama sends regards C G They made a statue of us C G They made a statue of us C G C Our noses have begun to rust Chorus: G C Em D Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G C Em D Rumaging for answers in the pages G C Em D Weʼre liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves G C And itʼs contagious Em D And itʼs contagious G C And itʼs contagious Em D G C G And itʼs contagious