Intro: Am Verse: Am G F G Am I was reading Blood Meridian on the hood of my car F C Am Fantasizing wild ponies and electric guitars G F Am I was contemplating storm clouds on the edge of the sky G F Am Itʼs best you donʼt ask questions if you canʼt handle why Chorus: G F Why donʼt you love me honey G Am Why canʼt it be love G Whatʼs it got to be anything F Am Why ainʼt I enough G F Why donʼt you love me honey G Am F What can I proooo-ve F C Dm G Am Iʼd just as soon you hate me than to try and make do F Am Dm G Am Yeah, Iʼd just as soon you hate me than to try and make dooooo Am G F G Am G F G Am Verse: F I paid my tab and drank my beer C Am And I walked out the bar F I used to know a couple werewolves C Am But I donʼt know where they are anymore G They must of thrown away their jeans F Am They musta cut off their hair G But the stick and pokes still show Am When the moonʼs in the air Chorus: G F Why donʼt you love me honey G Am Why canʼt it be love G Whatʼs it got to be anything F Am Why ainʼt I enough G F Why donʼt you love me honey Am F What can I proooo-ve F C Dm G Am Iʼd just as soon you hate me than to try and make do F C Dm G Am Yeah, Iʼd just as soon you hate me than to try and make dooooo Am G F G Am G F G Am Verse: F C Am I threw a coin at my reflection on the edge of a lake F C Am Then I rode off in the sunset on the back of a snake G F Am Some say the devil is a woman some say the devil is a man G F Am I think the devil is a painting you just donʼt understand F C Am All the ponies were unbridledand they is dancinʼ in the field F C Am And I knew that I should stop but I just couldnʼt yield G F Am Now I kiss the ʼlectric pole that my carʼs folded around G F Am And if you donʼt like the noise, boy donʼt Go chasing the sound Chorus: G F Why donʼt you love me honey G Am Why canʼt it be love G Whatʼs it got to be anything F Am Why ainʼt I enough G F Why donʼt you love me honey G Am F What can I proooo-ve F C Dm G Am Iʼd just as soon you hate me than to try and make do F C Dm G Am Yeah, Iʼd just as soon you hate me than to try and make dooooo Bridge: F Heave yourself a sigh babe C Am You canbe relieved G You aint gotta lie no more F Am And I ainʼt gotta make believe Chorus: G F Why donʼt you love me honey G Am Why canʼt it be love G Whatʼs it got to be anything F Am Why ainʼt I enough G F Why donʼt you love me honey G Am F What can I proooo-ve F C Dm G Am Iʼd just as soon you hate me than to try and make do F C Dm G Am Yeah, Iʼd just as soon you hate me than to try and make dooooo Outro: F C Dm G Am Oh Iʼd just as soon you hate me than to try and make dooooo