Intro: Dm Gm A Dm Drag him out the window Dm dragging out your dead Dm singing i miss you Dsus4 snakes and ladders Gm flip the lid Gm out pops the cracker Gm smacks you in the head Gm knifes you in the neck A kicks you in the teeth A steel toe caps A takes all your credit cards A7 get up get the gunge Dm get the eggs Dm get the flan in the face Dm the flan in the face Dsus4 the flan in the face Gm dance you fucker dance you fucker Gm donʼt you dare Gm donʼt you dare Gm donʼt you flan in the face A take it with the love is given A take it with a pinch of salt A7 take it to the taxman Gm let me back let me back Gm i promise to be good Dsus4 donʼt look in the mirror Gm at the face you donʼt recognize Gm help me call the doctor Gm put me inside A put me inside A put me inside A put me inside A7 put me inside D i keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up G calls me on the phone G tells me all the ways G that heʼs gonna mess me up Gbm steal all my children if i donʼt pay the ransom D but iʼll never see him again G if i squeal to the cops Dm Am Bb F A Oh... Dm Am Bb A Oh... Dm walking like a giant crane Dsus4 with my x ray eyes i strip you naked Gm in a tight little world and are you on the list? Gm Stepford wives who are we to complain? A Investments and dealers investments and dealers A cold wives and mistresses. A7 cold wives and sunday papers. Dm Gm A A7 so why donʼt get up and turn the tape off? D i keep the wolf from the door D but he calls me up G calls me on the phone G tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up Gbm steal all my children Gbm if i donʼt pay the ransom D but iʼll never see him again G if i squeal to the cops Dm Gm A Oh...
