Intro: D C F C B C A C A Dear Chasey Lain C I wrote to explain F E7 Iʼm your biggest fan A I just wanted to ask C Could I eat your ass? F E7 Write back as soon as you can A Youʼve had a lotta dick C Had a lotta dick F E7 Iʼve had a lotta time A Had a lotta time C Youʼve had a lotta dick Chasey F E7 But you ainʼt had mine A Dear Chasey Lain C I wrote to complain F E7 Ya never wrote me back A How could I ever eat C Your ass when ya treat F E7 Your biggest fan like that? A Youʼve had a lotta dick C Had a lotta dick F E7 Iʼve had a lotta time A Had a lotta time C Youʼve had a lotta dick Chasey F E7 But you ainʼt had mine A Dear Chasey Lain C I wrote to constrain F E7 This letter is my last A As your biggest fan C I must demand F E7 You let me eat your ass A Youʼve had a lotta dick C Had a lotta dick F E7 Iʼve had a lotta time A Had a lotta time C Youʼve had a lotta dick Chasey F E7 But you ainʼt had mine B P.S. Mom & dad this is Chaisey, C Chaisey this is my mom and dad C D F Now show ‘em titties, now show ‘em titties. B P.S. Mom & dad this is Chaisey, C Chaisey this is my mom and dad C D F Now show ‘em titties, now show ‘em titties. A C F E7 Would ya fuck me for blow?
