A# G# Grandma has new dentures A# G# To eat the crust of pizza A# G# Been taken out by her daughter A# G# Because she thought she oughtʼa A# G# The kids are eating snickers A# G# Because theyʼre so delicious A# G# Then thereʼs sticky fingers A# G# C C# And mother loses her knickers Chorus: E B C# Bank holiday comes six times a year E B C# Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers E B C# Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer C# B G# ......then its back to work a.g.a.i.n. A# G# Bar-b-que is cooking A# G# Sausages and chicken A# G# The patio is buzzing A# G# The neighbours they are looking A# G# John is down the fun pub A# G# Drinking lots of lager A# G# Girls and boys are on the game A# G# C C# And all the high streets look the same Chorus.
