G# F# Grandma has new dentures G# F# To eat the crust of pizza G# F# Been taken out by her daughter G# F# Because she thought she oughtʼa G# F# The kids are eating snickers G# F# Because theyʼre so delicious G# F# Then thereʼs sticky fingers G# F# A# B And mother loses her knickers Chorus: D A B Bank holiday comes six times a year D A B Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers D A B Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer B A F# ......then its back to work a.g.a.i.n. G# F# Bar-b-que is cooking G# F# Sausages and chicken G# F# The patio is buzzing G# F# The neighbours they are looking G# F# John is down the fun pub G# F# Drinking lots of lager G# F# Girls and boys are on the game G# F# A# B And all the high streets look the same Chorus.
