Verse: D A Do you have the time B F# To listen to me whine G D A About nothing and everything all at once D A I am one of those B F# Melodramatic fools G D A Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Chorus: G A D Sometimes I give myself the creeps G A D Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G A It all keeps adding up D C B I think Iʼm cracking up G A Am I just paranoid? D Iʼm just stoned Instrumental: D A B G x2 Verse: D A I went to a shrink B F# To analyze my dreams G D A She says itʼs lack of sex thatʼs bringing me down D A I went to a whore B F# He said my life is a bore G D A And quit my whining ʼcause itʼs bringing her down Chorus: G A D Sometimes I give myself the creeps G A D Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G A It all keeps adding up D C B I think Iʼm cracking up G A Am I just paranoid? D Iʼm just stoned Instrumental: D A B G x4 Bridge: G A Grasping to control So you better hold on Verse: D A Do you have the time B F# To listen to me whine G D A About nothing and everything all at once D A I am one of those B F# Melodramatic fools G D A Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Chorus: G A D Sometimes I give myself the creeps G A D Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me G A It all keeps adding up D C B I think Iʼm cracking up G A Am I just paranoid? D Iʼm just stoned Outro: D B D B G D A x4 G D A