Verse: Eb Bb Do you have the time C G To listen to me whine Ab Eb Bb About nothing and everything all at once Eb Bb I am one of those C G Melodramatic fools Ab Eb Bb Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Chorus: Ab Bb Eb Sometimes I give myself the creeps Ab Bb Eb Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me Ab Bb It all keeps adding up Eb Db C I think Iʼm cracking up Ab Bb Am I just paranoid? Eb Iʼm just stoned Instrumental: Eb Bb C Ab x2 Verse: Eb Bb I went to a shrink C G To analyze my dreams Ab Eb Bb She says itʼs lack of sex thatʼs bringing me down Eb Bb I went to a whore C G He said my life is a bore Ab Eb Bb And quit my whining ʼcause itʼs bringing her down Chorus: Ab Bb Eb Sometimes I give myself the creeps Ab Bb Eb Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me Ab Bb It all keeps adding up Eb Db C I think Iʼm cracking up Ab Bb Am I just paranoid? Eb Iʼm just stoned Instrumental: Eb Bb C Ab x4 Bridge: Ab Bb Grasping to control So you better hold on Verse: Eb Bb Do you have the time C G To listen to me whine Ab Eb Bb About nothing and everything all at once Eb Bb I am one of those C G Melodramatic fools Ab Eb Bb Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Chorus: Ab Bb Eb Sometimes I give myself the creeps Ab Bb Eb Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me Ab Bb It all keeps adding up Eb Db C I think Iʼm cracking up Ab Bb Am I just paranoid? Eb Iʼm just stoned Outro: Eb C Eb C Ab Eb Bb x4 Ab Eb Bb