Verse: C G Do you have the time A E To listen to me whine F C G About nothing and everything all at once C G I am one of those A E Melodramatic fools F C G Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Chorus: F G C Sometimes I give myself the creeps F G C Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me F G It all keeps adding up C Bb A I think Iʼm cracking up F G Am I just paranoid? C Iʼm just stoned Instrumental: C G A F x2 Verse: C G I went to a shrink A E To analyze my dreams F C G She says itʼs lack of sex thatʼs bringing me down C G I went to a whore A E He said my life is a bore F C G And quit my whining ʼcause itʼs bringing her down Chorus: F G C Sometimes I give myself the creeps F G C Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me F G It all keeps adding up C Bb A I think Iʼm cracking up F G Am I just paranoid? C Iʼm just stoned Instrumental: C G A F x4 Bridge: F G Grasping to control So you better hold on Verse: C G Do you have the time A E To listen to me whine F C G About nothing and everything all at once C G I am one of those A E Melodramatic fools F C G Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Chorus: F G C Sometimes I give myself the creeps F G C Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me F G It all keeps adding up C Bb A I think Iʼm cracking up F G Am I just paranoid? C Iʼm just stoned Outro: C A C A F C G x4 F C G